Thursday, May 31, 2007

1 hour, 50 minutes

That's how long it took Roy Halladay to beat Mark Buehrle 2-0 tonight for his 100th career win. Which means the good folks at Sportsnet Connected are freaking right now.

Halladay (7 IP, 7 Ks, 0 BBs) not only went to the mound tonight without his appendix, but he also traded in his rugged beard for a A.J. Burnett Signature Model Junior Goatee.

Doc also threw a cutter that Our Pal Sal Fasano helped fix, which begs the question: when Gregg Zaun comes back next week, do they send Fasano to Syracuse, or do they leave Jason Phillips at the curb?

Bonus Coverage: Yes Network - the State Broadcaster of the Evil Empire - has posted a postgame interview with A-Rod after last night's douchetacular display. They don't allow the videos to be embedded (EVIL!), but you can catch the Rodriguez in all his douchey glory right here.

Maybe he was preoccupied with thoughts of muscular, she-male types.


Darren Priest said...

A-rod, I never thought it would happen, but I have sympathy for you. If you yelled to break up a play, good! If you fucked Danielle from the Upper, good! Give your wife like 75 million and live like the god you are. Can I be your personal assistant/leavings scooper?

sager said...

I stayed home to watch Mark Buehrle pitch from the stretch, so I'm disappointed.

Anonymous said...

Good day !.
might , probably very interested to know how one can collect a huge starting capital .
There is no need to invest much at first. You may begin to receive yields with as small sum of money as 20-100 dollars.

AimTrust is what you haven`t ever dreamt of such a chance to become rich
The firm represents an offshore structure with advanced asset management technologies in production and delivery of pipes for oil and gas.

Its head office is in Panama with affiliates everywhere: In USA, Canada, Cyprus.
Do you want to become an affluent person?
That`s your chance That`s what you wish in the long run!

I feel good, I started to get income with the help of this company,
and I invite you to do the same. It`s all about how to select a proper partner utilizes your money in a right way - that`s the AimTrust!.
I earn US$2,000 per day, and what I started with was a funny sum of 500 bucks!
It`s easy to join , just click this link
and lucky you`re! Let`s take this option together to feel the smell of real money

Anonymous said...

Good day, sun shines!
There have been times of hardship when I felt unhappy missing knowledge about opportunities of getting high yields on investments. I was a dump and downright stupid person.
I have never imagined that there weren't any need in big initial investment.
Now, I feel good, I started to get real money.
It gets down to choose a correct companion who utilizes your money in a right way - that is incorporate it in real deals, parts and divides the income with me.

You can ask, if there are such firms? I'm obliged to tell the truth, YES, there are. Please be informed of one of them: [url=]Online Investment Blog[/url]

Anonymous said...

As soon as Irins head tucked into the curve of her neck, tears broke out. Everyone they passed watched carefully, knowing that something of great importance occurred this very moment. Eyrhaens inability to control her gifts has brought about changes that should benefit us all. It didnt even help that Brevin was sucking Tykirs cock right beside them. Then she opened her eyes. Her gifts were not of the same caliber, as they were divinely enhanced. She and Radin dined with Hyle and Gala in their rooms. She curled her fingers and found that core of sensation. But thats not what she agreed with Radin. Ive treated you all miserably in the past, because I could, because you let me. Maybe shed broken that too. Ive taken enough for tonight. She cant make it easy, can she? Gods damn it, someone fuck me already. She closed her eyes and groaned, luxuriating under his weight. His attention drifted down to watch as she wrapped fingers around his cock. She was no stranger to compliments, nor protestations of devotion. It doesnt exist, just as a truematch shouldnt exist —a little bitterness there— for elvenborn women. His chuckle burst a bubble of dread in her chest. Because she could not deny him—deny them—any longer.

Anonymous said...

His lips parted ever so slightly, and she heard a soft sigh of breath expel. His hands came over her eyes, which wouldnt see then the black truly took over. You dont need help. Eyrhaen sipped her wine and decided that, tonight, she would be in a good mood. She clutched him, snatched at her thoughts like fireflies flitting about her.
[url=]free facial cum shots[/url]
[url=]vaginal cum shots[/url]
[url=]blonde shots her pussy cum everywhere[/url]
[url=]vaginal cum shots[/url]
[url=]video cum shots[/url]
[url=]young male cum shots[/url]
[url=]free male cum shots[/url]
[url=]free cum shots in ass[/url]

Anonymous said...

i wanna kno what love is

Anonymous said...

This іs my first timе go tο see at herе
anԁ i am reallу pleassant to reaԁ everthing аt alone place.
Feel free to surf my webpage - Best Birthday Celebration Ideas