Where Is Our Kelly Leak?

We have to be honest with you. As creative as we are, we are running out of words to describe how bad things are in Jays Country. Today's 3-2 loss to Texas was Toronto's 6th in a row and was the most demoralizing yet. The team wasted a very solid performance by AJ Burnett. Here are some of today's lowlights:

• Franchise player Vernon Wells was 0-4 with 3 strikeouts.
• Aaron Hill and Lyle Overbay, also 0-4.
• Frank Thomas, Troy Glaus, and Lyle Overbay went out with a whimper in the ninth.

Time to get out our favourite baseball DVDs and escape to a fantasyland where our favourite teams actually succeed once in a while.