Join us as we pull on our retro gear, and reminisce about the good times we had over the past seven days:- BJ Birdy (with a little help from the Taoists) emerged victorious in the first round of Home Run Derby's Mascot Brackets.
- There's a scientific reason for the Jays' suckiness. Bad luck.
- The BoSox left Toronto, haunted by the memories of Frank Thomas' home run stroke, Dustin McGowan's cheese, A.J.'s yakker, and Russ Adams' resurrection.
- Hum and Chuck was moved to the point of lyricism by Adams' late inning heroics.
- "You give that foul ball to the nice boy in the Yankees cap." "I HATE you, Mom."
- The Jays will reintroduce their powder blues. The news is so unbelievably good that the Drunk Jays Fans vaguely accuse us of malfeasance and shenanigans.
- The Greatest Trade Suggestion in the History of Sports Talk Radio: Tike Redman for Vernon Wells.
- Speaking of which, we can close the book on Vernon's season. And we're going to sell that book for ten cents at a yard sale, because we don't ever want to look at it again.
1 comment:
I don't know about the whole trade thing. Consider: Vernon Wells is injured. He has no upside for the rest of the season. Tike Redman is healthy, his upside from now to the end of the year is theoretically limitless.
Man, I wish we had the Tikester playing in the Stadium this weekend!
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