You know. I would suggest that perhaps Wells would be better off putting a hand over one eye and staring at a candle flame with the other the way Shoeless Joe Jackson did - which segues nicely into a memorable evening in this very city many years ago when myself, an Expos player who shall remain nameless, a coach (ditto) and various other travelling party types saw an exotic dancer light several mini-sparklers that she was, um, wearing, as she gyrated. The poor Expos player - one of the less urbane members of his team - was clearly uncomfortable with the pyrotechnics and eventually went into a three-week hitting slump. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.Nice. It's like he wrote that one with the Drunk Jays Fans in mind.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
This is why we like Blair so much more than Griffin
Because somehow, we couldn't see Dick pulling out an anecdote like this in a live chat: