Because somehow, we couldn't see Dick
pulling out an anecdote like this in a live chat:
You know. I would suggest that perhaps Wells would be better off putting a hand over one eye and staring at a candle flame with the other the way Shoeless Joe Jackson did - which segues nicely into a memorable evening in this very city many years ago when myself, an Expos player who shall remain nameless, a coach (ditto) and various other travelling party types saw an exotic dancer light several mini-sparklers that she was, um, wearing, as she gyrated. The poor Expos player - one of the less urbane members of his team - was clearly uncomfortable with the pyrotechnics and eventually went into a three-week hitting slump. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Nice. It's like he wrote that one with the
Drunk Jays Fans in mind.
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