In his latest Globe on Baseball post, Our Hero and Spiritual Leader Jeff Blair winds his way through the neverending J.P. v. Dunn saga and debacle, and discusses the whole Crank Yankers incident of the person who called and spoke to J.P., but that Dunn swears wasn't him.
"Ricciardi says he deleted the incoming number from his cell phone, but that he noticed the area code was something like 519. Thing is, that's a southwestern Ontario number and with the Reds in Yankee Stadium ...."
Well, that's all very nice and all, and we dig the use of suspension points to indicate a raised eyebrow.
Except that to be fair to J.P., we'd point out that the area code in Cincinnati is 513, which at a glance and painted from memory can look an awful lot like 519.