(Note from the Executive Editor: The following is a baseball post. It shall not refer in any way shape or form to any ticket sale schemes or marketing blunders or perceived slights or front office gaffes. It shall only refer to baseball. Because baseball is almost here. And that is news that rocks both the house and the boulevard. Read on.)
Dustin McGowan is reporting to spring training (with or without the Lambchops That Ate The Rockies) in three and a half days.
Fuck, man. Baseball is fucking awesome.