Thursday, May 7, 2009

One hot dog, two cups


Toronto Blue Jays Fan Eats A Hot Dog Off A Womans Breast - Watch more Funny Videos

As Mick might have sung in his ode to the many types of girls in the world, some girls just wanna feed you processed meat from their cleavage.

Via totalprosports.com, we have this remarkable shaky video of a young lady who is starved for attention (but fully satiated otherwise) feeding what is alleged to be a hot dog (but looks like a turd) to a fellow denizen in the Rogers Centre's 500 level sometime this week.

This is why we sit in the 200's...the air quality up there makes people do really bizarre shit.

22 comments:

dave said...

Amazing.

Nelson said...

I'm not sure if that was hilarious or sad. I laughed, but I felt bad for laughing after.

Tao of Stieb said...

Yeah, it's nausea-inducing on a number of levels.

Let's just call it hilariously sad. Or sadly hilarious.

Ice Cream Jonsey said...

They should keep doing this till the roof opens.

Brandon E.M. Savage said...

The blonde in the batting helmet is pretty hot... Just sayin'

Voodoo Matt said...

Although it's a woman's cleavage, these something about it that is not exactly heterosexual as such. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

LJ said...

Yawn. Not as funny as the Mets Drunk with the stack of cups.

I cherish my 5 (five) precious seat upgrades to the 200 level outfield. Sigh.

Scott Campbell fan club said...

being from new zealand, i've only ever been to skydome once when i was a kid, and it must've been in better seats than those, but what the fuck's up with the bars in front of every row??

am i the only one getting prison vibes from that?

Anonymous said...

Rogers Centre is retard central.

Matty L. Rock said...

Haven't the Drunks taught anybody here to sneak down?

Anonymous said...

at least that guy just ate a hot dog the woman looks like she eats kids

Anonymous said...

Good Morning, retarded Jays fans. The Nation is coming up on y'all. How did it feel to lose to the depleted Angels lat night? Even the crappy little Skankees beat those losers. THe Sox will crush the Jays in a couple of weeks. By the time , we meet your carriage will become a pumpkin. Your young pitching can't match up to Wake, Becks, Lester and Dice-K.

It might be a long season but we will crush your loser team where no one goe sto home games. But we sell out every home game. Enjoy this magic carpet ride because 5th place is coming up very soon. Make you share it comfortably with the Yankees.

Anonymous said...

It sucks to be in an inferior postion. Being on top rocks - guess you wish it were you.

Anonymous said...

Naw, you skipped out after we swept the Orioles, so you have no credibility. I'm disappointed in you southern Sawx fan. Your just a frontrunner who only shows up when circumstances are favorable.

Enjoy the season.

Darren

Anonymous said...

Beckham pitches for the sox?

Blood in the Batter's Box said...

Sneak down? You don't even go up there in the first place. You tell the ticket-takers that you want to go to the Jays store. Wham. 100 Level. Then you move UP to the 200s.

Matty L. Rock said...

Sneak down just makes it sound like more of an accomplishment.

eyebleaf said...

We're the retarded ones, while you refer to yourself as "The Nation."

Insufferable Masshole douchebaggery. I can't wait until the Jays pummel the Red Sox and their fans are crying in the streets. Fucking losers.

Jason Frasor said...

This is so bizarre, a comments section without reference to male genitilia and no rampant racism.

You know, you have to be a special kind of pathetic to go to obscure (no offense) team blogs just to talk shit. You would think this guy has better things to do, but I guess with an accent that stupid and intelligence that lacking, no one wants to be his friend.

Anonymous said...

Jason F - are you actually implying that the pleasure derived from watching baseball can be effectively communicated without some reference to male genitalia?

You must be from the next century my good man ... in this century, males have not yet learned that form of communication.

Oh yeah - what's with the masshole? His team got manhandled by the Native Americans the night before. Go figure.

Anonymous said...

hey ya'll go stick a finger in yo belly and smell it

Anonymous said...

i was sitting behind those girls when that hotdog incident occurred. They were all fugly and extremely annoying. One of them puking later was a quality highlight of the night.