We believe in Roy Halladay.
Believe that this is a Lineup Update
We're a little surprised that there are no surprises, but here goes:
Scutaro, ss
Hill, 2b
Rios rf
Wells, cf
Lind,
Rolen, 3b
Millar, 1b
Barajas, c
Bautista, lf
Halladay, sp
A pretty typical Cito lineup versus a lefty. Last night on the radiocast, they'd mentioned that Wells would DH today, but maybe he is looking to prove he belongs in center. If he believes, he can achieve, you dig?
For the Marlo Stanfield's crew:
Roberts 2b
Jones cf
Markakis rf
Huff 1b
Mora 3b
Scott dh
Pie lf
Moeller c
Andino ss
Hill sp
Luke Scott gets the start as the DH, and has posted a .750 average (well, 3 for 4) against Halladay.
Moeller gets what could be his last Major League start for a while as the O's plan on calling up Matt Wieters for this weekend's series.
In whom you believe? What do you believe?
It's open season for positivity in the comments. Put on some PM Dawn or some Windham Hill new age soothing sounds, and join us as we send our positive vibes out into the universe.
197 comments:
I was thinking, isn't it just about damn time that Mr. Halladay (That's Mister to you Baltimore) shut the damn door.
I believe.
Doc will shut down the door, but will the Bluebirds make ex-Cubbie loser, Hill look like Doc today?
Playoffs!!!!1
I believe that I'm going to have difficulty focusing on work today.
I believe that Aaron will win the battle of the Hills.
Rocken Rolen!
Rios pretends to hustle home and gets thrown out! That lazy louse....
I believe in Rolen, and I believe that it was the right choice to send Rios, even if he was thrown out.
(Great throw by Pie.)
You got a platoon in LF. Platooning at the same time. Is that allowed?
Lind's playing rover.
Ooh, 7 pitches and the Baltimore hitters are trimming the grass.
I believe that Aubrey Huff should take a seat.
Doc!!!!1
Luke Scott...I hate you.
Why does even a 2-1 O's lead feel so daunting?
I hate life.
I believe the balls aren't carrying for the Jays like they use to.
This, my friends, is the big inning we've been waiting for ...
Running to the TV in the office to catch this big inning...come on!
Someone has to sit back on that curveball and send it.
Millar? Please.
And we're back in business.
Well, if that's not "calling it" eyebleaf, I don't know what is.
Scutaro looks like the most confident hitter on this team now. I would have never thought so, ever.
boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner!
It's been so long ... I forgot this "hitting" thing.
OK ... one inning ... one game ... breathe...
I believe in SCOOT SCOOT SCUTARO!!!1
Five runs in one inning, bitches!!1
I'm mad.
I haven't had this much of a boner in front of my computer screen since the last time I was on Brazzers.com.
(So, like, yesterday. Nevertheless.)
I come back from lunch in the middle of a huge inning!
I believe in Rich Hill has had to take a seat on the bench in the 4th!
This, my friends, is the big inning we've been waiting for ...I am suspicious about this premonition. Somebody check eyebleaf to make sure he isn't a cybernetic organism sent back through time to let us know that May 27 would be the end of Judgement Day.
Speaking of boners, that was quite an at-bat by one Alex Rios.
If Vernon gets a hit right here ...
Sweet AB by Rios! More pitches than many of the innings the Jays have had in the past 8 games. I like how the 10 and 11 don't fit into the little circles on gameday.
Hola Alex!
... will be right with the world.
Wow.
7-2 blue jays as I write this.
it's about f'n time!! let's GIT THOSE REDNECKS! I MEAN SOX!!!
What a disappointing at bat by Wells. I'm a Pissed Off Jays Fan.
Isn't it funny how Lexi Rios goes from being the goat of the team to the champeen in fell swoop?Funny game this baseball is.....
Rios is a fucking knucklehead. But he's our knucklehead.
And don't worry, Ian. Sometimes I surprise myself with my brilliance.
I believe that No Class Brian Bass cannot throw a pitch past Alex Rios.
Playoffs!!!1 Who's with me?
What happened with Rios? Gameday isn't so helpful.
Rance making excuses for Alex... I'm fine with that.
Rios slid in and beat the throw but popped off the bag and slowly started walking away. Roberts tagged him out.
Rios had his back to the safe call and thought he was called out. It was bang/bang but he was definitely safe, should have stayed around.
Ah well.
7 Pitch inning for Mister Halladay!
What just happened? I blacked out. And woke up with a BONER.
Man, all y'all see what i done told ya....Jays is back stylin'! we still in the mix, bigtime. Lilly white Wakefield will quake when we beat his white behind!Anyways, peace out to the Nation of Canada and all the suffering jays fans.....we are back and on another Super-8 tip...super-8 winning streak brothas.
Stop bragging. Must be pretty big if the blood loss makes you black out.
Well, we're being positive and everything today, so let's not focus on the Gazelle's blissful obliviousness.
Anyone else think BrokeAss Jays Brothaman is kind of awesome?
Lilly white Wakefield will quake when we beat his white behind!
I guess I'm going to need to find a methadone clinic to shoot this fucking horse that's following me around.
On another note, how in the FUCK do the Orioles let R. Andino take his goddamn team profile picture with the sticker still on the underside of his cap peak, and wearing it in a manner where it's clearly visible?
Yes, I'm old as fuck.
But at least now I know I can still sport wood.
Orioles third base coach read the scouting report; Rios to Hill to Barajas = death at the plate.
Question, who do we, as fans, feel comfortable bringing in from the pen right now? Even with a 5 run lead...
If Doc starts to tire (absurd), I vote he just carries on with his left (robotic) arm.
Halladay's only thrown 69 pitches. He's good for the rest of the game.
Otherwise...Frasor?
How about BJ?
And here come some RsBI for Vernon. (Can I go 2-for-2?)
Vernon Wells will drive in the eighth run however he damn well pleases.
So suck it, World.
I feel like a celebratory drink.
"I must have missed something there." - Rance
Nooooo! Not you, Rance. No way! I don't believe it.
Richmond is warming up in the pen for all you Gamedayers out there.
@ Ack: yeah that sticker on Andino's hat angers me as well.
Richmond sat down, Carlson started warming up.
And for some unknown reason 14 year old girls are screaming like fucking crazy. Like, loud. Like, distracting loud. There must be 30 of them all screaming in that high-pitched I'm meeting a backstreet boy scream.
It's ridiculous.
They did this because Carlson was warming up? Must have seen him pitch lately.
Tao screamed like that when he met Justin Timberlake.
Gosh, got a little scary there with the bases loaded.
Scary with any other pitcher. With Doc, slightly uncomfortable.
Doc scoffs at a bases loaded jam.
And a nice catch by the Gazelle.
I believe.
Bring on the Red Sox.
Don't fuck this up Carlson, don't fuck this up!
Carlson doesn't get the chance to totally fuck it up. (I believe)
Carlson just wanted to relive his Houdini from last year.
I believe in Jesse Carlson.
.... or not.
Come on Jesse, want it more!
"Yeah, Cito here. You got any more of those guys that throw the baseball warmed up? Good, I'll be right out."
OK that made me laugh, Darren.
For the record gamedayers, that was a good pitch by Carlson. Low, inside and slightly off the plate. Dude just banged it through a hole. Two feet to the left and it's a double play.
Carlson has used up all his skill he had.
Nevermind, you guys have that pitch tracker thing. You knew that.
I just barfed all over my office. Oh, god.
Of course, there's now a meeting in my board room, and I can't sneak in to watch this.
I believe in you Scott Downs. I'm crouching down and writing the names of your kids on the floor of my office.
Yes, I believe skill is a finite resource.
BELIEVE!!!!1 Like Cher!!!1
I can't look!
FUCK YOU BLUE JAYS BULLPEN! YOU FUCKED HALLADAY ON A DECISION AND GETTING OUT OF THIS LOSING STREAK.
fuck.
Great now I need a new pair of underwear.
OH MY GOD .... Thank you Rios for saving a run.
Unfuckingbelievable.
maybe the cito man crush on carlson will stop now
You HAVE to be kidding me, right? Whose idea of a cruel torturous joke is this?
Well, that was some shittacular bed shitting right there.
It's a good thing that this is the all-positive thought comments section, otherwise, there might be some fucking profanity laced tirades in here right now.
Doc will deal with the bullpen. BELIEVE THAT.
Who should Doc punch in the face first - Cito, or Carlson?
That's the second time in a row that Carlson has taken Doc's gem of a start, and completely destroyed it. I am not impressed with Jesse any more.
not having a healthy BJ in the closer role is starting to hurt us
I'd like to hold Carlson by the ears while Doc punches him, but that's just because I'm being helpful and because I believe in Doc.
And I believe in corporal punishment.
It's only a matter of time before I start sobbing uncontrollably in my cubicle.
Anon is right, all these injuries have fucked up everybody's role.
Real men cry, too.
Wait, I didn't actually read the post and just open the comments and started comment. This is suppose to be all positive? My bad, I'm bringing us down.
Rios is 2/5!
The Jays losing streak has left me unable to write proper sentences apparently.
Gentlemen, let me remind you that the great Jim Duggan said "there's no crying baseball". After today, I might have to make an exception to that rule.
Again this needed to be posted, copy and paste.
http://tinypic.com/r/mm8yz7/5
For those of you who aren't scoring at home, sorry about your luck.
(Hey-o!)
No, what I meant to say is that these are the pitchers that the Jays have left:
Wolfe
League
Ryan
Camp
Maybe Richmond
Let's hope Frasor has two good innings in him.
Zaun is on deck. He must be licking his chops.
I believe I need a drink..............
Please don't do it, Zauny, please don't do it ...
If they get swept here AND by Boston, does anyone think that Cito is gone? Because today is on Cito. PERIOD!
He gone! (Zaun, not Cito)
Come on guys, they haven't lost yet!1!Optimism!!!1!11
in defense of cito going to carlson, they did have a 5 run lead. but, he pitched 1.2 innings yesterday, why go to him. fuck, go to richmond
HUGE, if muthafuckin' scary, inning by Frasor. Now score a run, Jays!
I guess Gregg Zaun would've preferred a Grand Slam breakfast instead of his strikeout combo.
Thank you, Jason Frasor!
I don't know if my heart can stand many more innings like this, boys.
Ian, I heard Super 8 offers free breakfast ...
And internets? HOT DAMN!
That commercial is the only thing giving me some LOLZ right now. Because I kind of want to cry.
You can't condemn Cito's pitcher choices without saying what would be better. Your choices are Camp (Not a good week), Beej (heh), League (inconsistent in May), Frasor (probably what people are thinking, but needed if the game gets close) and Wolfe (?)
FREE ACCARDO!!!!1
I just fist pumped that catch. Nice Joey Bats!
richmond. they had a 5 run lead, there was no reason to use carlson. oh, and bautista is nails
attaboy jason
So you're saying with a five run lead, a major league manager should use a starter for 8th inning relief? Get JP on the phone and I'm sure he will give you the job. Or maybe Ernie Whitt.
Even though he hasn't pitched well over the losing streak, Carlson was still a reasonable choice.
Still, we may have gone with Frasor in that spot.
Cito loves Carlson. Luuurrrvs him!
Boners.
Viva Aaron Hill.
Damn right Hill!
I probably would have gone with Frasor or League (with a real short leash - 2 baserunners)
Fuck all that - HILL HOME RUN!!!!
FUCK. YES!
I believe Aaron Hill just gave me a boner.
Positivity reins!
B.J. is coming in to close it out.
Frightened!!!1
Paging Aaron Hill, Paging Aaron Hill... oh, hi! Nice to see you again. Welcome back.
BJ going to get to close this one? Gulp!
I agree with Jamie, we should all show our appreciation for what Hill just did and vote for him for the all-star game right now.
Beej?
*sits in corner rocking back and forth shaking*
Woo fucking hoo! Whoa, BJ is a boner-killer. Hmm. Never thought I'd type those words...
Yeah, Anon, teams never blow leads in baseball. I mean, Tampa Bay blew a ten run lead the other day, and they then gave Maddon a contract extension! The nerve!
Doc ain't going nowhere. You are forgetting that this is the POSITIVITY GAME THREAD.
Buckle up, friends. It's Uncle Beej time.
I... believe... in BJ?
"Aaron Hill! What a ballplayer!"
- Jamie Campbell
Welcome again...
to Uncle B.J.'s Wild Ride!!!!!
I BELIEVE IN B.J. RYAN.
I believe in Brian Wolfe, too.
bj threw an 83 mph fast ball to huff
What the? Wolfie!
Alright finish this up Wolfman
Paging Aaron Hill, Paging Aaron Hill... oh, hi! Nice to see you again. Welcome back.
I wonder which of Mulliniks or Campbell will make a "wolf" reference.
@ Anon 5:12 Gameday said 87 or 88 for all four pitches.
thats what i get for following snet's gun
What is happening?
Myabe I missed it.....but why the fucking fuck did BJ get replaced? With lefty Luke Scott looming large on the horizon?
FUCK.
I want what Cito is smoking.
I feel like Overbay gets those, but I give Millar an 8.9 for the dives.
I don't believe in anything anymore.
Ack, were you watching the game? BJ was throwing batting practice fastballs.
Aaaaand walk off HR, and a stomach punch loss right as I type that. Nice job, Wolfe-man.
Melvin Mora eats lefties for breakfast.
BJ Ryan versus Melvin Mora is not a good matchup
WEAK! Finding rock to put our pen under.
I am speechless. I need a lot of alcohol to forget that this road trip ever happened.
Walk off! That's always exciting right?
Tears.
Need to listen to Super-8 commercial.
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That, my friends, is some shittacular bed shitting.
Fucking fuck.
I'd punch myself in the balls if the Jays bullpen hadn't just done it for me.
12 game losing streak, here we come.
Free Accardo.
I don't know if I can post this weekend. I just don't know.
"Hey, dad, you wanna have a catch?"
"Fuck off! The Jays blew it again. I'm going out and I'll be back LATE!"
this feels like the game last year where giambi took the beej deep and set up a terrible june
That Scott grounder should have been a double play, instead Cito has Millar at first. We have one of the best fielding first basemen in the league sitting on the bench in a close game late while the shittiest one stays in.
Jesus H Christ, if this was the nationals they would turn over half the pen.
Well, at least Millar's feelings weren't hurt.
Tough to argue with JB. Lyle should have been in there.
I want free breakfast. And internetz.
FUCK ME.
My balls fucking hurt.
I told you I was gonna punch them.
And with every passing day the road trip to see the sox this weekend becomes less and less special.
Don't worry, abigail. We sweep 'em, and we're right back in first.
Wait, I didn't mean that.
I feel sick now, that was just plain awful,
Carlson should have been out after the two hits
Overbay should have been in for defense.
And Wolfe never should of got the ball...
I was fighting all the haters before this one, but I think this one finally broke my spirit. Those are horrible managerial decisions.
2 blown saves in one fucking game.
TWO!
Whay the fucking fuck did the fuckers fuck with the fucked-up fuck?
I'm sorry I can't even type properly anymore. But hopefully someone can answer the above question.
Leaving.
To drink.
That's it. That's all.
Much like Johnny G, my spirit too has been crushed.
Been two weeks without booze. But a scotch on the rocks is in order.
Cheers, y'all.
@ Eyebleaf, Madden took them to the world Series last year. Cito is taking the Jays to last BIG DIFFERENCE!
A True Blue, Jays Fan
PS I kept saying it from the beginning that Dorito was no good. Everyone was high from all the winning and now with the losing all his warts came out! Whatta a mess Dorito head has made with this team, terrible.
Tonight, after I tuck my daughter into bed and encourage her to dream sweet thoughts of puppy dogs and ice cream, I'm going to channel my rage into a case of beer. I choose beer, because whiskey is too easy, and I feel I deserve to punish myself for all of this. FML.
What's Bobby Valentine up to these days?
@Darren: Getting fired by the Chiba Lotte Marines against the fans' wishes, it would appear.
They could just hire Donnelly Rhodes aka Dr. Grant Roberts from Danger Bay and claim he's Valentine. Check it out, the similarity is uncanny.
Better link.
@DP, howabout Butterfield? anyone BUT Cito should be the Jays fan's motto. There is a lot of talk about Bobby V coming back to the Mets, so let's see what happens with that. Booby V took a middling team to the world series, only problem is that he actually wants major coin. The Rogers would balk at paying him......
Jimy Williams. Hey, you said you wanted line-up changes.
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