Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Don't call it a comeback (or a game thread)

In his first start since sneezing his way onto the DL, RR Cool Jay (h/t to the Blue Jay Hunter) will look to rock his peers and put suckas in fear against the Bodymore O-Wee-Oh-Wee-Ohs. The O's will counter with a rookie named Jason Berken, whose name rhymes with "merkin", which makes us laugh.

First pitch is at 7:05, but we're pacing already. For some reason, this is the most nervous and aggravated we've been for a Jays game so far this season.

(Or that could just be our nervous system reacting to the five puffs off a cigarette that we took this afternoon, our first nicotine hit in nine days. Like we said over on the Twitter, if the Jays lose, we're smoking a full carton tonight.)

This is not a threat (or a thread, or a liveblog or an open forum)
We don't want to get accused of stealing the DJF's shtick (yet again) by having a Game Threat. But since the comment section during yesterday's game was such a hootenany, we'd invite you to feel free to stop by in the comments this evening if you need to vent, kvetch, cajole, protest, carp, whine, nitpick, or celebrate the glory that is a Jays victory. We'll be there intermittently, if we don't lose our mind first.

Just once, for old time's sake
You know what? PENNANT!!!!1

Pre-Game Updatery - Rios grabs some pine!
Robert MacLeod (who has not yet asked to be referred to as Bobby MacLeod, but we're sure it's in the mail) reports that Voodoo Joe will hit ninth and patrol right field (Cue LJ swooning) in the place of Alex Rios.

Which, if it is an actual benching, is kinda bullshit, because Rios hasn't played half bad in the past week.

Lind will hit third, and Vernon Wells will pop up to the infield from the cleanup spot. (I kid! I kid!)

The Jays are getting sleepy
Big League Stew posits that the Jays' slide may have something to do with their bizarre and punishing schedule.

93 comments:

Torgen said...

“I’m going to go out there and whatever happens, happens,” he said. “If I don’t hit homers, I don’t hit homers. If I don’t get hits, I don’t get hits. I don’t put any expectations on myself.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, your right fielder for the better part of the next decade.

Voodoo Matt said...

I think they traded Rios for Dan Uggla and Charlie Hough (who will come out of retirement)

eyebleaf said...

Lineup changes that don't involve V-Dub. Shocking.

Torgen said...

In a shocking moment of irony, that quote makes Rios sound like someone who doesn't like baseball that much and has no passion for the game.

Ian H. said...

Romero's gonna knock 'em out ...

eyebleaf said...

Just imagining Adam Dunn hitting cleanup causes me to salivate like a Pavlovian bitch.

joanna said...

not to be a (total) bitch, but I was first to point out the ricky/ LL stuff. My blog got on hip hop feeds for it on google.

and look at you and your game thread.

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Tao of Stieb said...

Well, the LL stuff has been out there for a while, but the hat tip went to Hunter because he worked out the perfect nickname.

RR Cool Jay is awesome.

And btw Joanna: We're doing the game thread sorta thing as a plea for a backhanded compliment from you. 66 comments yesterday...aren't you proud?

eyebleaf said...

CITO IS A GENIUS!!!!1

Tao of Stieb said...

Lind doubles in Scoots! CitoMagic!

The Flying Fadoo said...

They hit in a bloody run! Don't let it be the last....Oh and Ricky pitch a no hitter too!

Tao of Stieb said...

@The Flying Fadoo

Well, just as long as you're keeping your expectations reasonable for RR.

Angry and Pissed Off Jays Fan said...

Damn one run? Millar grounds out like a chump. Can they score than 1-2 runs in an inning?

Anonymous said...

lind surprisingly not completely lost hitting out of order

JB said...

I am so happy Lind is hitting third and he stays there the entire season.

JB said...

Or I hope he does. You never know with Cito though. I hope Cito thinks that he will ruin Lind's confidence if he changes it when Rios is back.

The Flying Fadoo said...

@JB, I agree with you on both counts. Cito should think about about how lax Rios is. And how much he really hates baseball, too!

Dave said...

Any trolls here yet or am I the first?

Look at Scott Rolen, all fucking hustle!

Dave said...

Oh and it's Dave from Go Jays Go... I'm not typing my shit out every time I post something during this game.

Derailleur said...

I just farted!

Tao of Stieb said...

We have flatulence! This must really be a game thread.

Tao of Stieb said...

Inglett showed some real grit on that strike out.

(There's always gotta be a scrappy white boy for us to hate on, doesn't there.)

The Flying Fadoo said...

Another Gidp, again? Let's hope they can covert men on base to more than one measly run per inning.

Anonymous said...

rios' talent + rolen's brain would = one helluva ballplayer

The Flying Fadoo said...

@ Tao, I hope that Voodoo Joe doesn't become the new punching bag a la Rios...he's more of a fan favorite. Voodoo also likes baseball from what I've heard anyway......

Derailleur said...

How come Huff isn't doing his trademark fist pump? What a waste.

eyebleaf said...

"Poor Gazelle," as Tao would say. He's getting ripped left, right and centre.

eyebleaf said...

Adam Jones is what Vernon Wells used to be in centre field.

Derailleur said...

Adam "Pacman" Jones gobbles up another ball. Did I hear him being compared to Frank Robinson earlier? That's some fine company.

Darren Priest said...

This is likely already known to students of the game like Tao and Ack, but I went looking for an explanation of the strike zone tonight and found this from 1876:

"The batsman, on taking his position, must call for a 'high,' 'low,' or 'fair' pitch, and the umpire shall notify the pitcher to deliver the ball as required; such a call cannot be changed after the first pitch is delivered."
High - pitches over the plate between the batter's waist and shoulders
Low - pitches over the plate between the batter's waist and at least one foot from the ground.
Fair - pitches over the plate between the batter's shoulders and at least one foot from the ground.

Dave said...

Jason Lane.

JB said...

Did that umpire just read that before calling Inglett out?

Tao of Stieb said...

Our blackberry just ate three awesome and pithy comments. Little fucker.

Vernon! Silver Slugger! Iron Glove!

Darren Priest said...

If it gets more rainy, the game could be called and we would win!

Dave said...

Ugh.

Tao of Stieb said...

Drive in some goddamn runs you little bastards!

(Where's my lighter?)

Darren Priest said...

So the Sox avoid Halladay again this weekend?

Tao of Stieb said...

Tough outing for Ricky Ro. Lost his location in the 5th and 6th.

Carlson's in, so it's white knuckle time.

Anonymous said...

rios will hit a pinch hit go ahead home run in the ninth

Darren Priest said...

Suddenly, the Drag Me to Hell ad seems highly appropriate.

Tao of Stieb said...

Rios is on his day off...he'll be nailed to the bench.

Voodoo Matt said...

Was Scutaro looking a little sore after getting to 2nd? Did anyone else think he was grimmacing a little? I thoughtI noticed it earlier too.

Tao of Stieb said...

I thought he just looked cold. It's 13 degrees with wind and rain.

Tao of Stieb said...

Quoth Jerry Howarth:

"800 fans here are doing the wave. It's a sight to behold."

Nice.

Voodoo Matt said...

I hope so.

Dave said...

I'm sad. :(

Anonymous said...

a ball over vernon's head? i'm shocked!

Voodoo Matt said...

OY! WTF is this crap? Downs too now?

I expect the shittacular bed shitting tag to be used tomorrow

Voodoo Matt said...

That walk was somewhat gritty. Maybe a little plucky.

Tao of Stieb said...

That's eight. Definitely worthy of a shittacular bed shitting label.

Ian H. said...

Dear Doc,

Please help stop the bleeding.

Yours truly,
Toronto

MLBTradeRumors said...

so is halladay available now?

The Ack said...

Massively inverse boner. Sorry I missed this thread. I coulda' shittied it up right good.

eyebleaf said...

Fuck off, MLBTradeRumors!!!!1

I need a drink. And a cigarette. And some weed.

The Ack said...

I need some fucking heroin.

(what?)

Anonymous said...

Tao, is it time to panic?

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I think this is how I was feeling last night.

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