Okay, maybe we're overselling the story, but B.J. Ryan did take the mound to start this afternoon's game versus the not-so-Devilish Rays. The Beej struck out two of the three batters he faced in a 1-2-3 first inning. Fuckin' sweet.
Lil' Litschy didn't fare quite as well when he took the ball, giving up two walks and two runs in his first inning of work.
Somewhere, Jeff Weaver is sitting by his phone, practicing answering calls in a cool, nonchalant manner.