Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Note to Paul Godfrey - You might want to beef up security on opening weekend

We don't mean to suggest that our invited guests for the opening homestand are somehow going to be somewhat less than well-behaved. (Because there's no precedent for Red Sox fans to act like drunken douches at Rogers Centre, right?)

But somehow, we're not comforted by the news (via Deadspin) that a bunch of Red Sox fans beat the snot out of a Yankee fan over the weekend, just because.

Yeah, this is going to work out just super, isn't it?


Darren Priest said...

"One of the men was last seen wearing a blue and white striped shirt."

I think I found him.

Jonathan said...

On a totally unrelated note, Aaron Rowand went yard on Tuesday, and it was a MONSTER. Man, he's really having a tremendous spring so far. Could be a big year for him. He's a good kid. I wish him well.

Anonymous said...

Kudos, Red Sox Nation. Between your team's mad spending, your insufferable arrogance and now this, your transformation into Yankees Nation is complete.