Thursday, January 31, 2008

Fermented Jays Fans

Now here's an event that has the Drunk Jays Fans written all over it. We saw this on what looks like a completely unreliable splog, but still. Vernon Wells, Dusty Lambchops, magicians and showgirls in the "distillary" district...what could be better?

From (unedited, with wacky capitalization and spelling mistakes, for your enjoyment):

Lucky guest has chance to drive away in a 2008 Chevrolet Malibu Hybrid 01/30/2008 -- The 4th annual General Motors of Canada reverse draw, in support of the jays care foundation, will be held at the Fermenting Cellar in the distillary district on Thursday, January 31, 2008 from 6:00 - 9:30 p.m. This event has been thrown a curve ball as organizers trade in the formal black tie dinner for a hip lounge-style cocktail party and Vegas themed games night. The event promises guests an evening of exquisite foods, specialty drinks, casino gaming, raffle excitement, amazing prizes, and performances by Circus-Orange Aerial Silks Troupe, magicians and even showgirls. Toronto's stylish in-crowd with join TORONTO BLUE JAYS players JEREMY ACCARDO, DUSTIN McGOWAN and VERNON WELLS for an unforgettable evening in which guests will have the chance to drive away in a 2008 Chevrolet Malibu Hybrid valued at over $34,000 or fly off and enjoy an incredible 7-night all-inclusive trip for 2 to the Occidental Grand Playa Turquesa in Cuba courtesy of Transat Holidays.

Incidentally, we love the fact that the number one amenity for the venue listed on the Fermenting Cellar's site is "Upscale Designer Washrooms". Niiice.


Darren Priest said...

Not everyone wants to shit in a hole in the floor.

Damn, I wish I lived in Toronto for shit like this. Then again, if I did live there, I would probably stay home and complain about being tired just like I do here.

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