So the news came across the wire that our arch nemesis Aaron Rowand hit a couple of bombs last week.
Oooh. We're soo scared.
Sure, this puts the San Francisco centerfielder a few homers closer to forcing us to make good on our promise to eat a pound of raw bacon if he hits 20 for the season. But even with last week's offensive onslaught, the man with the second dumbest contract on the Giants is still on a pace to hit just 15 homers for the season. Plus, his two dingers last week came in Colorado (thin air!) and Philadelphia (Little League dimensions!), and you had to figure that he'd get a couple in those surroundings anyways.
Rowand still has just one homer at Telephone Company Park, and is posting a .684 OPS in the ballpark by the Bay.
We're not sweating this. Yet.