Getting Jobbed by Sportsnet

Alright, we'll confess. We're completely drunk on the attention that Sully and his girl Fitzy and their beer throwing tomfoolery brought to The Tao of Stieb, our little hoedown on the web.

So, when Sportsnet props up their anchorthingy in front of their 108,000 foot plasma, and she says"Hey kids, check out what Deadspin posted!", we've gotta say, it's a bit of a kick in the nuts.

(And by the way, what sort of segment is the Inbox anyhow? This isn't the first time that they've ripped something off Deadspin to fill two minutes of dead air.)

And so, The Tao of Stieb declares guerre nucleaire on Sportsnet. Only Martine Gaillard will be spared. Your idiotic peachfuzz mustaches won't save you now.

We're coming for Jim Lang first.

Guard your grills, and knuckle up Sportsnet. It's on.