- Roy Halladay and Aaron Hill - All Stars!
- GBOAT hit streak - 22 games!
- Adam Lind - straight raker!
- Carlson and League - scoreless appearances yesterday! In the same game!
- Handsome Raul Chavez - on fire!
- Pitching staff escapes Sunday unscathed by injury!
Uh, yeah. These bullet points are degenerating rapidly. I'd better end it right here.