a) Because his sudden expulsion from the Blue Jays saved him the trouble of going to Orlando.
b) Because he watched his old team suck bag and lick arse in said three-game series in Orlando.
c) Because he went from being dropped by a last place team to being picked up by a first place team.
d) Because in his new home, he can go 0-3 and people will still love him. (Well, for a few more weeks, anyways.)