In lieu of actual content (because some weeks, a man has to work to get paid), we offer the following word association quiz to which we subjected ourselves.
Corey Koskie - Sad
Jeff Kent - Moustachioed douche
"...a black Blue Jays ball cap bearing the team’s new logo..." - Scum
Drunk Jays Fans - Fiery hot dicks (in the best sense of the term)
Troy Glaus - Gimpy (even after he escapes artificial turf)
Scott Richmond - Ace?
Jason Frasor - Still here?
Jeremy Accardo - Mullet power!
Jose Bautista - Next year's surprise
Sleep - Much needed, though overrated