Monday, February 2, 2009

Breaking News! Baseball players use speed!

Jeff Blair reports that somewhere in the pages of Joe Torre's grumpy, bitter kinda-bio (with extra salacious bits courtesy of Tom Verducci and Brian McNamee!) comes the news that some members of the Blue Jays in the late 1990's used greenies.

In other earth-shattering news, some players wore leather gloves on their catching hands whilst playing the field, and the majority of players wore wool caps all season long. Stunning, we know.

Paragon of newfound virtue McNamee notes that "Guys were 'beaning up' to play golf after workouts." For shame!


Anonymous said...

Torre's classy image . . .

Darren Priest said...

Hmmm, maybe I would like golf more if I beaned up first.

Also, we can safely put Jeff Blair in the 'agin it' column re: mixed martial arts. He thinks it's gay!