Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Cabrera panic!!!!!

When we saw a headline this morning that screamed out "Cabrera drawing interest from Jays", we crapped our pants.

Thankfully, we came to the realization that MLB.com's intrepid Bastian was referring to Daniel, not Orlando.

That was close. Now if you'll excuse us, we have some cleaning to do.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tao I'm still crapping in my pants! I had heard that DC was offered a multi-year contract by a team (probably the Japanese League). Cabrera has very little control and can't be fixed. Toronto should go with Ponson, Pavano, Colon or/and Garcia as cheap alternatives. If you can get two of those on minor league deals then no pain.

Tao of Stieb said...

Ponson = Fat

Colon = Fat

Garcia = Broken

Pavano = Pavano

Anonymous said...

Parkes = Asshole!

Stoten = Twat!

Johnny G said...

Wow you anonymous' are start to bash them on other blogs now?

Yeah thats cool.. go you.

Idiot.

Anonymous said...

ty wigginton is the answer j/k

what do u guys think about bringing in Giambi?

Anonymous said...

How about this:
Overbay (pick up some his $)
Lind
BJ Ryan
Brett Cecil

4

Prince Fielder
JJ Hardy

Anonymous said...

What about signing free agent Randy Wolf to help out the pitching staff?

Torgen said...

Or free agent Randy Johnson.

Stoeten said...

Totally had the exact same reaction.

Stoeten said...

Parkes = Asshole!

Stoten = Twat!


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Anonymous said...

Stoeten on Tao! Wow, whoever called those two fucktards assholes and twats...BIG UP! Those two take themselves too seriously. Get a life!

Giambi is a good signing for Toronto provided that it is for one year. He will command around the same price as Bradley or Burrell.

Anonymous said...

Ponson = Fat

Colon = Fat

Garcia = Broken

Pavano = Pavano Quote from Tao

You are kidding,right? They can't afford a loaf of bread , these are the fucking crumbs,OK? Clement is actually worse than this lot. The Jays can only afford fat, broken Pavanoesque pitchers this year. Whatta u want, mate.