Sunday, July 17, 2011

The Meaning of Jason Frasor

Rather than post what we'd planned and redundantly add to the already excellent pieces written on Frasor's tenure with the Jays by the NatPost's John Lott and the Score's Dustin Parkes, we will offer three brief bits for you.

(Also, we don't feel like passing judgment on players for a while, because we hate the comments that we get in return. "OOOOH! Joey Caaaahter was grrrrrreat! Two of them World Series, awll becawse of him and his big batting bat bats. You cain't aaaahrgue wiff dat wiff your wrong stats!")

1) Jason Frasor never wore the T-Bird cap. You could look it up, or we could just give you this link that proves it. What this means is that the crappy black caps have been around for a long, long, long time. Long live the T-Bird!

2) In Jason Frasor's first game as a Jay, the team's lineup included Dave Berg, Chris Gomez, Josh Phelps and Chad frickin' Hermansen. (Hands up if you remembered that Chad Hermansen played for the Jays. Or played pro baseball anywhere...If you raised your hand, YOU LIE!!! LIAR FACE!) There were some cruddy teams over the past decade and a half, and that was definitely one of them.

3) Actually, there is no three. We just want to mash our hands into the keyboard and see if you'll notice. l;dkj fniqweee ncnahfvslkjsfedvuio4589q3489opqc23bu ioppppppqwerfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaw8o790tqwfeo qweiopqwepoi8qw4reiopiopiopiopiop qw 9qwe2r3iprdrdtgyhjklrtdfg6yh7juk tfryhuji tgyyyykl 4r5 uy8nm4t5r gbynujh7.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

HEY!!!
How'd you find out my password?!

-PickeringPirate

Anonymous said...

You made more sense in your last paragraph than you did in that Joe Carter piece. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

I guess this is what happens the night after the Sox and Rays go 16?

King_Cats said...

If the black hats are crappy what does that make the T-Bird hats?

500 Level Fan said...

Dave Berg was a terrible Blue Jay. When I think about the dark days of the franchise, he is the first person I think of. Damn you Dave Berg.

Tao of Stieb said...

The T-Bird caps were AWESOME.

I don't know how many more times I have to say it.

Adam Walker said...

The T-Bird was so awful. Just awful. It only worked in one way: muscled bird = steroids era.
Adam

Pete Toth said...

I seem to have missed your gist. Or is it jist?

Pete Toth said...

Are you giving Frasor a yay or a nay? Or is it neigh?

Greg W said...

TL:DR I stopped after that line of "f"s.

Anonymous said...

No, I didn't notice.