Friday, October 30, 2009

So much for turning the page

Cito Gaston, the manager who completely lost the clubhouse at the end of last season, will be returning to fulfill the final lame duck year of his contract.

Brad Arnsberg, in the biggest non-coincidence in the history of baseball, will not be.

And to think....I was set to post about "turning the page" this weekend and embracing the new Blue Jays front office regime.

Instead - unless I can bottle my rage - I think I'm taking the rest of the weekend off. It's better for all of us this way.

Fuck this.

48 comments:

eyebleaf said...

Speaking of bottles...

eyebleaf said...

The Tao said it best: "Beeston!"

Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.

The Jays seem to never learn from their mistakes. Ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear Lord, please tell me this isn't so...someone explain how on God's green Earth Beeston can possibly spin this into anything remotely defensible.

[sticks head in oven]

eyebleaf said...

The next announcement from Blue Jays camp will be the re-signing of Kevin Millar.

Anonymous said...

Fucking dirty fuckers.

Anonymous said...

DJF inspired T-shirts?
'2010 Blue Jays : FUCK THIS TEAM!'

But seriously, fuck this team.
One piece of shit sandwich after another.

Ian H. said...

It's hard to be enthusiastic about this team after they made that announcement - so much for progress!

Alex Ant said...

Look, guys, you're mad and I get it, but you have to remember that the plan to phone in 2009 and compete in 2010 was JP's idea. He gone.

If I were lucky enough to be handed the reins to this team, my plan was to compete in 2012. By compete I mean finish third or better. You'll just have to be patient.

The best thing you can do right now is push that anger down -- push it down deep into your chest and ball it up. Are you pushing?

Now think about how happy you would be if you went out and bought an iPhone on a three year Rogers contract. Have you seen some of these apps? Hate your team and want to tweet about it? There's an app for that!

Hey did you guys know my grandfather and George Stroumboulopoulos' grandfather played on Greece's national football team together? Pretty cool, huh?

Peace out!

Tao of Stieb said...

Grrrrrragh! RAGE!!!!

Arrrrrrrgh!

Make it stop!

Or fuck it...make it start!

Why must we live in Beeston's staisis!

The Ack said...

I seriously can't fucking understand this "move" in any capacity whatsofuckingever.

How can the guy who hit Millar clean-up be the right guy going forward? How is "the makeup of the roster" the rationale behind Cito's logic?

I don't care how goddamn thin the bench is/was - there was absolutely no justification to let Ruiz languish while Millar et al collected meaningless AB's. Just as an example - I'm under no illusion that RR was a reincarnation of McGwire at the hight of his roid cycling - but he sure as fuck has a better chance of being part of the team going forward than Millar did.

At least, until today.

Cito "Cowboy Up" Gaston said...

Well, as everyone in the Show knows, Millar is a charming rogue. I never let on to the press, but his wit really made it easier to manage this team from June until the bitter end.

I rewarded him with the best spot in the line-up and he rewarded me with a bang-on impersonation of Bill Shatner.

I wish I had a daughter who could marry Kevin Millar.

(Gee, I hope I don't have a daughter -- that would kill the verisimilitude of this post. Imagine, my boy Alex Ant and I are both surfing the web and responding to posts on Jays fan sites tonight.)

SP said...

The sad thing is that us fans on the Internets are in the minority. The vast majority of fans love Cito as the manager and probably don't even know who Arnsberg was.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I don't know what to say. I was hoping that Cito would have taken an early leave, but I guess not. Maybe some in the front office thought Arnsberg is somewhat to blame for the plethora of injuries that befell the young arms last season and were maybe worried that with a reliance on young arms this season they were perhaps more than concerned about losing either Romero or 'Zep or Cecil to another visit to Dr. Andrews. Hence the choice of Cito over Arnsberg, if the choice ever did boil down to an ultimatum.

The weird thing is that once Cito steps aside, the new coach will presumably want to make his own choice for pc, thereby leaving the new pitching coach in a bit of a bind as this year will really be a kind of try-out for the new boss, not the most secure of situations.

Yeah, the news is a bit glum, but as I wrote a few comments back Cito's coaching scruples may be moot if the goal is to retool for this season. I'm taking a wait and see attitude on this.

Wiffleballs said...
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Wiffleballs said...

Cito's in-game non-moves aside, nobody here knows what AA learned about what was happening in the clubhouse during his phone calls a couple of weeks ago. He knows a shit tonne more about it than any one of us will ever know, so I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. For all we know, Cito might be on a really short leash this season and will be turfed if things don't go well. For all we know Arnsberg could have become a real dick after Gibbons was fired and needed to leave. This could be baseless speculation, but so is drawing conclusions based on little or no information from the inside.

Wiffleballs said...

On another note, check out Anger by Downset if it makes you feel better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6IQxhkVIEw&feature=player_embedded

Colin said...

I posted this on DJF too but it will probably get buried under the piles of anonymous garbage. Despite the fact that us hardcores hate having him here he's still a hero to the average fan. Are they morons? Of course, they're also Leaf fans, but unfortunately there are far more of them than us so despite the fact that we spend more on this team per person they overwhelm us in sheer numbers. They can't fire Cito if he doesn't want to go because if word gets out that they ran Cito Gaston out of town when the team already had a bad season they would get eaten alive.

This is a compromise. Cito gets to leave on his own terms and yet this is a wink to us as a promise that he will be gone next year (when they are probably aiming to be really competitive). It would have been nice to see him gone but that had about as much chance as a 120 million payroll. Not impossible, but also not likely.

Mattt said...

I'm just hoping that when Cito hit Millar in the four spot he was telling management that if you give me garbage to work with, I'll play the garbage and you'll see what happens. Cito isn't that inept because anyone that understands anything knows you don't bat an offensive black hole in the clean up spot. There is just no possible way that Cito is really that bad.

I'm gonna hold my judgement until we see what happens next year. Now if I see Carlson come in to save the first game...

Anonymous said...

I posted this on DJF too but it will probably get buried under the piles of anonymous garbage.

What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking dork?

Peter D said...

Gaston staying is ridiculous, but not unexpected, as I posted prior that the Jays just want to keep the same team but pay them more money. I call this the "Status Quo" option, which is the worst possible option that the Jays can take.

As for Arnsberg, he had to go, the number of pitchers that have career threatening injuries every year he's with a team (and even dating back to his days with Florida), can not be a coincidence.

Peter D said...

More food for thought:

"(Roberto) Alomar, playing for his seventh major league team, is a lifetime .301 hitter and a 12-time All-Star. He said he learned the tools of the pitch-tipping trade during his five seasons with the Toronto Blue Jays (1991 to 1995), when he sat next to former Toronto manager Cito Gaston in the dugout.

Gaston would call each pitch in advance as he watched the game.

"He was the master," Alomar said. "He showed me what to look for, what to expect. When I came up, I didn't like it. But when you learn about it and you get better at it, why not? It doesn't mean you're going to hit .300 all the time, but it's nice when you have a clue."

Under Gaston, the Blue Jays won back-to-back World Series rifles in 1992 and 1993, and Alomar insists he became a better hitter. He was a .266 hitter when he came up with the Padres in 1988. Slowly, he began to pick it up at the plate, hitting .300 or higher in nine out of 10 seasons beginning in 1992, his second year with Toronto."

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