The Fresno Bee reports that Aaron Hill got married on November 10. And not to Russ Adams.
Hill married Elizabeth Kenfield in Monterrey, with seven members of the Blue Jays in attendance, including Vernon Wells and Troy Glaus. Just imagine how awkward it's gonna be in the locker room next year when the rest of the team gets to hear all of the stories about how great the wedding was, even though they weren't invited.
(And don't ask us why the Bee has included this in an article about kids washing their grubby little hands. We don't see the link either.)