When we saw a headline this morning that screamed out "Cabrera drawing interest from Jays", we crapped our pants.Thankfully, we came to the realization that MLB.com's intrepid Bastian was referring to Daniel, not Orlando.
That was close. Now if you'll excuse us, we have some cleaning to do.
Tao I'm still crapping in my pants! I had heard that DC was offered a multi-year contract by a team (probably the Japanese League). Cabrera has very little control and can't be fixed. Toronto should go with Ponson, Pavano, Colon or/and Garcia as cheap alternatives. If you can get two of those on minor league deals then no pain.
ReplyDeletePonson = Fat
ReplyDeleteColon = Fat
Garcia = Broken
Pavano = Pavano
Parkes = Asshole!
ReplyDeleteStoten = Twat!
Wow you anonymous' are start to bash them on other blogs now?
ReplyDeleteYeah thats cool.. go you.
Idiot.
ty wigginton is the answer j/k
ReplyDeletewhat do u guys think about bringing in Giambi?
How about this:
ReplyDeleteOverbay (pick up some his $)
Lind
BJ Ryan
Brett Cecil
4
Prince Fielder
JJ Hardy
What about signing free agent Randy Wolf to help out the pitching staff?
ReplyDeleteOr free agent Randy Johnson.
ReplyDeleteTotally had the exact same reaction.
ReplyDeleteParkes = Asshole!
ReplyDeleteStoten = Twat!
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Ponson = Fat
ReplyDeleteColon = Fat
Garcia = Broken
Pavano = Pavano Quote from Tao
You are kidding,right? They can't afford a loaf of bread , these are the fucking crumbs,OK? Clement is actually worse than this lot. The Jays can only afford fat, broken Pavanoesque pitchers this year. Whatta u want, mate.