Five random yahoos who would lead the Jays in homers AND RsBI

• Jason Kubel, Twins - 10 HRs, 37 RsBI
• Jack Cust, A's - 11 HRs, 33 RsBI
• Aubrey Huff, Orioles - 11 HRs, 38 RsBI
• Melvin Mora, Orioles - 10 HRs, 37 RsBI
• Kevin Millar, Orioles - 11 HRs, 37 RsBI

Cowboy up, indeed.