So let's see if we've got this straight:When Alex Rios goofs up on the basepaths, it's because he is stupid and lazy he doesn't care. ("Who gives a fuck!")
When John McDonald goofs up on the bases, it's because he is a super gritty hardworkin' manly man who just tried to make too many good things happen all at once, and the fates conspired against him.
So...The Gazelle doesn't care if the Jays win, and Johnny Mac cares too much.
Glad that we cleared that up.
