The official word from on high has come down, and it is now official: Your faithful blogger will be in meetings on April 12th.So, no home opener for me. FML.
(That is, unless I win the lottery tonight. In which case, I'm goin' and I'm taking all of you with me.)
Your priorities are all fucked up, Tao.
ReplyDeleteBefore I get my hopes up, do you even play the lotto?
ReplyDeleteNo, the lotto is for suckers.
ReplyDeleteBut I feel like a sucker right about now.
Can someone explain to me why I haven't been swept off my feet with an offer to sell out for a reasonable price?
I'm fucking bitter now. I think I'm gonna go get suited up in my old torn jeans, flannels, grow my hair and put on Screaming Trees and start running this blog as a zine. Fuck The Man.
Opening Day is the only day of the year that keeps my sad, pathetic being alive.
ReplyDeleteAren't AA Meetings on Thursday nights?
ReplyDelete@BTCC: Wrong site.
ReplyDeletejobs are for losers
ReplyDeleteGet a real job Tao!
ReplyDeleteIt's a buyer's market, homie. You wouldn't work for what they're offering.
ReplyDeleteYou realy should be afforded the luxury of quiting your job in service of Blue Jays Bloggery.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell ya what - if I win I'll throw ya a mill or so to keep you blogging & attending games.