Painless afternoon threading - LAA versus T.O.

Did anyone (Joanna excluded) realize that there is centuries-old eyebrow management technique called "threading"? We've got not idea what it involves, but thank goodness that a) we were blessed with great eyebrows, and b) we're a dude. Because that shit looks scary.

Speaking of scary, it's already 3-0, and we haven't even kicked off the thread yet. Cripes!

However, given that it is the Summer of Tallet (and don't you dare forget it, or we will remind you again), we have full confidence that the lanky lefty will pull it all back together, and it will be cocktails and dreams from here on out.

Lineups!

Heaven's Devils

C. Figgins 3B
E. Aybar SS
V. Guerrero DH
T. Hunter CF
J. Rivera RF
K. Morales 1B
M. Napoli C
R. Quinlan LF
H. Kendrick 2B

J. Lackey P

Les Geais bleus

M. Scutaro SS
A. Hill 2B
A. Rios CF
A. Lind LF
K. Millar DH
L. Overbay 1B
J. Bautista 3B
R. Chavez C
J. Inglett RF

Summer of Tallet, P

Where's Vernon?
Yeah, where is Vernon? And how many jokes will you come up with along the lines of "Well, at least he's not going to pop up here."