Josh Towers is a uniter, not a divider

And he's on the hill this afternoon.

If it's a simulated game, who gets the shaving cream pie in the face? A.J. Burnett threw four simulated innings. Much as we used to do against our garage door with a tennis ball, lo, so many years ago. A.J. says he's "ready to go", which we're guessing means he'll be good until about Mid-September. (We kid! Because we love!)