Doc don't need your pity vote

After initially spending the weekend trying to figure out how to program our computer to vote a million times an hour for Roy Halladay in the MLB's Final Vote tomfoolery, we've heeded the man's wishes to take some time off (hat tip to Blair) and mourn the loss of his appendix.

Besides, the only computer program we know how to write is the one in Basic that makes our name scroll up the screen infinitely.