If the Jays say Burnett's not hurt...

...would we really have any reason to believe them?

"They don't think it's much," manager John Gibbons said after the game. "We'll know more (Wednesday)." (The Star)

"Never mind the tall blonde man grimacing his way off the field! Nothing to see here!"

Well, at least A.J.'s garbage collectors will feel safe for a while.