Nothing says "Patriots Day" like hucking a $9 slice of pizza at someone

At the Red Sox annual Patriots Day matinée, the superior douchiness of Red Sox Nation was in full effect.



I'm not sure what's funnier: the slow-mo replays of the flying slice, or Jerry Remy and Joe Orsillo cackling like schoolgirls.

Unbelievably, the Boston Herald has the full story. So, Matt Madore of Presque Isle, Maine, tell us why you launched your full slice at this ersatz Boston Bartmann:

“They had been giving us (expletive) about (having the pizza),” Madore said. “Next thing I know, there’s a fly ball to left field and it goes foul and my buddy says, ‘You want some pizza now?’ And he hits him right in the face. Hey, the guy wasn’t paying attention. When you’re in the stands you’ve got to be ready for anything - a foul ball, a flying slice of pizza, everything.”

Words to live by.