We've been just about nogged out by the pre-Christmas party season. So many office parties, so many subesequent awkward apologies. But...

The Globe's William Houston is reporting that Don Chevrier passed away yesterday. Chevy was the first TV play-by-play man for the Blue...

...do we really want him as an everyday catcher when (not if) Zaunie goes down for a few weeks? We've become increasingly fixated on Mig...

And Richard Griffin is, like, soooooo jealous. Eat your heart out, Dick. J.P. spoke here to the Boston Globe's Nick Cafardo (scroll dow...

It's old news by now that the Jays, after five seasons worth of service, have kicked the Gas Can to the curb . We decided to keep our di...

Remember when Toller Cranston was on Off The Record with Roger Clemens shortly after he came to the Jays, and the figure skater asked him w...

Cheers to newly elevated Blue Jays bench coach Brian Butterfield for laying it all out when talking to the Bangor News on the Mitchell Repo...

...as we head over to the punch bowl, and ladle out a tasty cup of Who Gives a Fuck. In essence, the Mitchell Report boils down to the squea...

And then we can put all of this ugliness behind us and move on. Right? Update, 2:25 pm: Page 179 of the report . Say it ain't so, Zauni...

Jeff Blair reports that the Jays are close to an agreement with Plucky Shortstop Smurf, David Eckstein. To which we say: Wwwwwhhhaaaaaaaaaa...

The DJF (who else?) breaks the news to us that Los Gigantes have decided to sign Aaron "Bacon Pants" Rowand to a five-year deal, ...

One of their distinguishing features is that they move at a far quicker pace than Brian Sabean . Having said that, we're reasonably cert...

Sure, Kevin Mench is available . But before the Jays think about bringing his misshapen feet and his giant cranium and his doucheriffic tats...

Not that we want to go back completely on our stated fears about trading Alex Rios for Tim Lincecum , but with a little time to consider it,...

We're not sure if Jordan Bastian writes his own headlines, but it might be a touch strong to say that Troy Glaus was "cleared in st...