Comments on The Tao of Stieb: The Tao's AL MVP Ballot

Breaking: The Beest is staying as CEO of both the ...

2009-10-27T15:39:36.342-04:00

Breaking: The Beest is staying as CEO of both the Jays and the 'Dome.

I'm not familiar with that Yankee's team. I only ...

2009-10-27T14:16:08.786-04:00

I'm not familiar with that Yankee's team. I only know the one that struggled until their superstar Alex Rodriguez came off the DL and carried their team with support from Teixeira and Sabbathia.

Tao, if you give me a call I promise you no more l...

2009-10-27T12:09:45.452-04:00

Tao, if you give me a call I promise you no more lonely nights.

No it's the same Derek Jeter who singlehandedly dr...

2009-10-27T12:08:47.951-04:00

No it's the same Derek Jeter who singlehandedly dragged his team to the World Series on his back through sheer dogged determination!

Is this the same Derek Jeter that hit only 5 home ...

2009-10-27T11:31:24.853-04:00

Is this the same Derek Jeter that hit only 5 home runs with 26 rbi's on the road this year?

That bandbox of a stadium had nothing to do with his statistical improvements this year.

...Uncle Albert

2009-10-27T10:33:31.467-04:00

...Uncle Albert

I can hear the training sessions to Cardinals' hit...

2009-10-27T09:32:33.983-04:00

I can hear the training sessions to Cardinals' hitters already:

McGwire: OK, guys, here's how you fill the syringe. Make sure there are no bubbles in the juice. Next, find your best bud in the clubhouse. Pull your pants down and grit your teeth when he sticks the needle in your cheek. It only hurts for a little while. You'll thank me for it during your next contract negotiation.

yay Adam Lind. Despite the shitty season the team...

2009-10-26T17:52:38.415-04:00

yay Adam Lind. Despite the shitty season the team had, Lind had a (albeit very quiet) break-out season. Vote Lind!!! our little ray of sunshine.

@ Darren Priest not sure if this compounds or exa...

2009-10-26T16:30:05.479-04:00

@ Darren Priest

not sure if this compounds or exacerbates your 'rock out malaise', but on you tube someone has created a Danzig-Shakira mashup of the very same Shakira song feted by those animatronic scamps in your link.

Ha, you've underrated Jeter. That doesn't happen t...

2009-10-26T16:26:19.343-04:00

Ha, you've underrated Jeter. That doesn't happen to often.

Well, the AL East kinda is the only division that ...

2009-10-26T16:18:58.625-04:00

Well, the AL East kinda is the only division that really matters, right?

Also, #1 and #4 are AL Central, and #8 is AL West.

Plus, #1 and #2 for rookie of the year were AL West (A's). And my Cy Young winner was AL Central.

(Look at me scrambling to rationalize! East Coast bias!)

AL East Bias! AL East Bias!

2009-10-26T16:06:02.192-04:00

AL East Bias! AL East Bias!

You've been pretty slack with the Friday Rock Outs...

2009-10-26T15:56:12.281-04:00

You've been pretty slack with the Friday Rock Outs. I've had to find my own.

Save me from myself, Tao!

You're knowledge of all things McCartney greatly i...

2009-10-26T15:46:53.022-04:00

You're knowledge of all things McCartney greatly impresses me.

We're so sorry...

2009-10-26T15:28:12.665-04:00

We're so sorry...

Every day until Jet is the Friday Rock Out song.

2009-10-26T14:59:25.542-04:00

Every day until Jet is the Friday Rock Out song.

Oh, Macca. You're so reliable. Was your father as...

2009-10-26T13:15:34.219-04:00

Oh, Macca. You're so reliable.

Was your father as bold as a Sergeant Major?

JET!!

2009-10-26T13:10:47.709-04:00

JET!!